beat 1 — confess
tell him the truth
once a day, one prompt — typed or spoken. the doomscroll, the skipped run, the small win. two minutes.
pre-launch · testflight soon
one
honest
log
a
day.
that’s
the
whole app.
tell him the truth about your day — voice or text. AI scores it 0–100, and he wears your average where your friends can see it.
free to start · 2 min a night · iphone first
EXAMPLE CIRCLE
MAYA·92+5 TODAY
YOU·85+6 TODAY
PRIYA·81+4 TODAY
IMANI·79+2 TODAY
NOOR·74+1 TODAY
ELI·68NO CHANGE
MARCUS·58NO CHANGE
YUKI·47−2 TODAY
DANI·32−9 TODAY
JONAH·116 DAYS SILENT
MAYA·92+5 TODAY
YOU·85+6 TODAY
PRIYA·81+4 TODAY
IMANI·79+2 TODAY
NOOR·74+1 TODAY
ELI·68NO CHANGE
MARCUS·58NO CHANGE
YUKI·47−2 TODAY
DANI·32−9 TODAY
JONAH·116 DAYS SILENT
this is you, honestly
avg health
Goated
+1000 aura, no notes
drag him down — or just keep scrolling.
this is what a bad month looks like.
this is what a bad month looks like.
he rots when you lie to yourself. he comes back when you stop.
how it works
three beats a night. that’s the ritual.
no feed, no followers, no infinite anything. one log a night — he keeps score.
beat 2 — he scores it
AI scores the day 0–100
he weighs what you did against what you said you’d do. one line back — kind, but not fooled.
100
health points on the table, every day
1
honest log a day — voice or text
10
states between goated and big L
~2min
per entry. no feed after
inside the app
see him in action.
a quiet “−9 today” next to your name does what no push notification ever could.
one honest log
two minutes a night — voice or text.
your days
the deeper the sapphire, the better the day.
the leaderboard
friends see him — never a word you write.
campaign
chapters, not streak guilt.
make him yours
clay is just his starter body.
six colors free, forever — switch anytime. the wilder looks are where prime, and your level, come in.
early explorations
styles keep evolving up to launch. cosmetics only: no art style makes him one point healthier than you are.
pricing
free, or his best life.
the full loop — logging, scoring, the ladder, your leaderboard — is free forever. prime buys him nicer things.
free
$0
forever
- ✓1 honest log a day, voice or text
- ✓full 0–100 AI scoring & the health ladder
- ✓all six starter clay colors
- ✓friends in your leaderboard 5
- —new art styles for your chud
- —weekly insight
- —custom nudges
SAVE 52%
mr. chud prime
$39.99
/year — just $3.33 a month
or $6.99/mo billed monthly · 7-day free trial
- ✓everything in free
- ✓new art styles — ghibli, pixel, claymation & more
- ✓friends in your leaderboard 30
- ✓weekly insight — what actually moved your health
- ✓custom nudges, in his voice
The integrity rule
Your health is NOT FOR SALE.
Prime buys sharper tools and better-dressed Chuds. It never buys a single health point — so when you outrank your friends, they know you earned it. And when they outrank you… same deal.
- Prime $39.99/yr · $6.99/mo
- Tools & skins Included
- Health points Never. Not for anyone.
- Pay-to-win Doesn't exist here
faq
fair questions.
Yes. Entries are private by default and stay that way. Friends only ever see your Chud — his state, his score, his daily delta. Never a word you typed, never a second of your voice.
An AI model reads (or listens to) your entry and scores the day 0–100 health points — weighing what you did against what you said you'd do. It's built to notice effort, not just outcomes: a hard day handled honestly scores better than a lucky one you coasted through. Your rolling average is what Mr. Chud wears.
You can. There's no surveillance and we're not interested in building any. But then you're gaming a leaderboard of your five closest friends with a fictional creature living a fictional life — and you'll know. The app runs on honesty the way a scale runs on standing on it. Lie to it and it simply stops meaning anything.
Really. One entry per day, about two minutes, voice or text. There's no feed to refresh, nothing to scroll, no reason to open the app a ninth time. It's designed to be the shortest honest moment of your day — then it gets out of the way.
Mr. Chud isn't in the App Store yet — it's in active development, iPhone first. The waitlist is the real thing though: waitlist members get TestFlight invites first and help decide what ships. One email when it's ready; we won't write to you for anything less.
he’s waiting. politely, for now.
tell him how today actually went — he does the rest.
pre-launch · testflight first · one email, no spam