beat 1: confess
tell him the truth
once a day, one prompt, said out loud with your photos. the doomscroll, the skipped run, the small win. two minutes.
EXAMPLE CIRCLE
MAYA·92+5 TODAY
YOU·85+6 TODAY
PRIYA·81+4 TODAY
IMANI·79+2 TODAY
NOOR·74+1 TODAY
ELI·68NO CHANGE
MARCUS·58NO CHANGE
YUKI·47−2 TODAY
DANI·32−9 TODAY
JONAH·116 DAYS SILENT
MAYA·92+5 TODAY
YOU·85+6 TODAY
PRIYA·81+4 TODAY
IMANI·79+2 TODAY
NOOR·74+1 TODAY
ELI·68NO CHANGE
MARCUS·58NO CHANGE
YUKI·47−2 TODAY
DANI·32−9 TODAY
JONAH·116 DAYS SILENT
watch him rot
log the day.
he wears it.
every night, a voice note and a few photos. each day gets a score. he becomes your average, and your friends see him.
his health over your last 14 logged days
how it works
three beats a night. that’s the ritual.
no feed, no followers, no infinite anything. one log a night. he keeps score.
beat 2: he scores it
Anthropic's AI scores the day 0-100
he weighs what you did against what you said you’d do. one line back: kind, but not fooled.
100
health points on the table, every day
1
honest log a day, spoken, with a photo
10
states between goated and big L
2min
or so, per entry. no feed after
inside the app
see him in action.
a quiet “−9 today” next to your name does what no push notification ever could.
one honest log
two minutes a night, spoken, with your photos.
your days
the brighter the sapphire, the better the day.
the leaderboard
friends get him, your photos and your voice. never what you type.
campaign
chapters, not streak guilt.
the log, out loud
let them hear it.
you say the day out loud. every log takes a voice note, and the friends who already watch him rot can press play on it.
press play
that is ben, who makes this, logging a real day out loud. one take, no edit, no generated voice. the bars and the clock are measured off the file itself.
- 01
say it out loud. openai turns it into text, and that text is what he scores, the same 0-100.
- 02
only the friends already on your board can press play. there is no public feed for it to leak into.
- 03
they get the audio and nothing else. your transcript, your reflection and every caption stay yours.
the same leaderboard card from earlier, one row taller. the row is always there, so a day with no clip says so instead of vanishing.
on your home screeniphone only
he follows you out of the app.
the whole point of a rotting avatar is that you see it. put him on your home screen and the number is there before you have decided to look.
three home screen sizes, plus the lock screen
the avatar and his average over your last 14 logged days, nothing else competing. the lock screen one is monochrome because iOS renders it that way, so his shape carries the state instead of his colour.
widgets are part of prime · iphone only, not on android yet
make him yours
clay is just his starter body.
seven colors and claymation free, forever. switch anytime. the wilder looks are where prime, and your level, come in.
the real in-app art
every style above ships in the app. four are earnable free through the campaign. cosmetics only: no art style makes him one point healthier than you are.
pricing
free, or his best life.
the full loop is free forever: logging, scoring, the ladder, your leaderboard. prime buys him every look and you a bigger board.
free
$0
forever
- ✓1 honest log a day, voice note and photos
- ✓full 0-100 scoring & the health ladder
- ✓seven clay colors plus claymation
- ✓friends in your leaderboard 5
- ✓the evening nudge, at a time you pick
- ✕all 14 looks from day one
- ✕home screen & lock screen widgets
BEST VALUE
mr. chud prime
yearly
or monthly, cancel anytime
or weekly, cancel anytime
free trial for new subscribers · your app store shows the price in your currency
- ✓everything in free
- ✓all 14 looks now, toon 3d and vector included
- ✓home screen & lock screen widgets, four sizes (iphone)
- ✓friends in your leaderboard 30
The integrity rule
Your health is NOT FOR SALE.
Prime buys more looks and a bigger board. It never buys a single health point, so when you outrank your friends, they know you earned it. And when they outrank you… same deal.
- Prime yearly or monthlyyearly or weekly
- Looks & friend slots Included
- Health points Never. Not for anyone.
- Pay-to-win Doesn't exist here
faq
fair questions.
Yes, where it counts: nobody reads your words. Friends see your Chud, his state, his score and his daily delta. They also get the photos and the voice note that every log carries, for 14 days each, and they can page back through a calendar of your dates and scores. Never the text of your entry, and never the transcript.
Nothing, and that is deliberate. A skipped day is not scored as a zero, it is not counted at all. His health is the average of the last 14 days you actually logged, and it only moves when you log, so if you disappear for a month he waits exactly as you left him. Come back and your next entry is simply the newest of those 14. The number is a record of your honest days, not a punishment clock.
Your voice note goes to OpenAI, which turns it into text. That text, with anything you typed, goes to Anthropic, whose AI reads the day and picks plain labels for it, weighing what you did against what you said you'd do. Our own code turns those labels into the 0-100 health score, and a challenge you held or slipped moves it a few points. Neither company gets anything until you say yes in the app. It's built to notice effort, not just outcomes: a hard day handled honestly scores better than a lucky one you coasted through. What Mr. Chud wears is the average of your last 14 LOGGED days, not all time and not a calendar fortnight: log 14 times over three months and it averages those 14.
You can. There's no surveillance and we're not interested in building any. But then you're gaming a leaderboard of your closest friends with a fictional creature living a fictional life, and you'll know. The app runs on honesty the way a scale runs on standing on it. Lie to it and it simply stops meaning anything.
Really. One entry per day, about two minutes: say it out loud and add your photos. There's no feed to refresh, nothing to scroll, no reason to open the app a ninth time. It's designed to be the shortest honest moment of your day, then it gets out of the way.
Mr. Chud is on Google Play, Android for now. iPhone is not out yet, and we would rather say that than promise you a date. Free to start: one honest log a night, the full 0-100 scoring, the health ladder, and friends in your leaderboard. Prime is optional, and it never buys a single health point.
Mr. Chud isn't in the App Store yet. It's in active development, iPhone first. The waitlist is the real thing though: waitlist members get TestFlight invites first and help decide what ships. One email when it's ready; we won't write to you for anything less.