pre-launch · testflight soonout now · iphone

tell him the truth about your day, voice or text. AI scores it 0-100, and he wears the average of your last 14 logged days where your friends can see it.

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free to start · 2 min a night · iphone first

Mr. Chud home screen: the clay mascot under the line aura maxed, a 92 out of 100 average health over the last 14 logged days, level 4 fully fledged with 60 XP to go, and an outlined begin today's ritual button
EXAMPLE CIRCLE MAYA·92+5 TODAY YOU·85+6 TODAY PRIYA·81+4 TODAY IMANI·79+2 TODAY NOOR·74+1 TODAY ELI·68NO CHANGE MARCUS·58NO CHANGE YUKI·47−2 TODAY DANI·32−9 TODAY JONAH·116 DAYS SILENT

this is you, honestly

avg health · last 14 logged days

Mr. Chud, a small clay creature, plump and smiling at full health

Goated

+1000 aura, no notes

drag him down, or just keep scrolling.
this is what a bad month looks like.

he rots when your days do. he comes back when they do.

how it works

three beats a night. that’s the ritual.

no feed, no followers, no infinite anything. one log a night. he keeps score.

beat 1: confess

tell him the truth

once a day, one prompt, typed or spoken. the doomscroll, the skipped run, the small win. two minutes.

beat 2: he scores it

AI scores the day 0-100

he weighs what you did against what you said you’d do. one line back: kind, but not fooled.

A saved entry: the night's written note, a felt bright chip beside run and early tags, Mr. Chud's one line back with a health plus six chip, and how this day moved you, from 66 to 72
he reads the day, scores it, and the average moves

100

health points on the table, every day

1

honest log a day, voice or text

10

states between goated and big L

2min

or so, per entry. no feed after

inside the app

see him in action.

a quiet “−9 today” next to your name does what no push notification ever could.

New entry screen: tonight's prompt, a row to record your promise so Chud can hold you to it, a write or speak toggle, a mood row from low to bright with okay picked, an add detail row for areas, challenges and tags, and a hold to log the day button

one honest log

two minutes a night, voice or text.

Your days calendar in dark mode: a calendar and list toggle over 22 entries, June shaded tile by tile, the brighter the sapphire the cleaner the day, and a chud this month card reading 48 to 74, up 26

your days

the brighter the sapphire, the better the day.

Leaderboard ranked on each friend's 14 day average: a health and streak toggle, four of five friends, then you in first at 85 health with an eight second voice note and four of your day's photos butted edge to edge with a plus three overflow tile, and Priya Anand second at 81 with a 54 second note of her own

the leaderboard

friends see him and your photos, never a word you write.

Campaign screen in dark mode: the chapters tab, a level up card reading chapter two unlocked after honest logging 12 days running, a ladder from hatched through joined a guild to the comeback arc where you are now, level five still locked behind a sprout skin, and 340 of 500 XP earned by logging with 160 to go

campaign

chapters, not streak guilt.

the log, out loud

let them hear it.

you can say the day instead of typing it. and the friends who already watch him rot can press play on it.

press play

that is ben, who makes this, logging a real day out loud. one take, no edit, no generated voice. the bars and the clock are measured off the file itself.

  • 01

    say it, do not type it. the transcript is what he scores, the same 0-100.

  • 02

    only the friends already on your board can press play. there is no public feed for it to leak into.

  • 03

    they get the audio and nothing else. your transcript, your reflection and every caption stay yours.

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The friends leaderboard with voice notes: every card carries a play button, a voiceprint and a length above the photos from that friend's latest day. Marcus Lindqvist sits third at 58 health with a nine second note and three photos, and Yuki Tanaka fourth at 47, whose note now reads voice note unavailable above four photos

the same leaderboard card from earlier, one row taller. the row is always there, so a day with no clip says so instead of vanishing.

on your home screen

he follows you out of the app.

the whole point of a rotting avatar is that you see it. put him on your home screen and the number is there before you have decided to look.

Mr. Chud widgets: a large home screen widget showing the avatar above the number 94, a small and a medium widget, and a circular Lock Screen widget showing a monochrome silhouette with the number 72

three home screen sizes, plus the lock screen

the avatar and his average over your last 14 logged days, nothing else competing. the lock screen one is monochrome because iOS renders it that way, so his shape carries the state instead of his colour.

widgets are part of prime · iphone only for now

make him yours

clay is just his starter body.

seven colors free, forever. switch anytime. the wilder looks are where prime, and your level, come in.

Mr. Chud in the free sapphire clay color
sapphirefree
Mr. Chud in the free lime clay color
limefree
Mr. Chud in the free rose clay color
rosefree
Mr. Chud in the free amber clay color
amberfree
Mr. Chud in the free violet clay color
violetfree
Mr. Chud in the free mint clay color
mintfree
Mr. Chud in the free slate clay color
slatefree
Mr. Chud rendered as retro pixel art, the in-app Pixel skin
pixelprime · lvl 25
Mr. Chud as a flat paper-cutout cartoon, the in-app Cutout skin
cutoutprime · lvl 75
Mr. Chud as a 1930s rubber-hose cartoon, the in-app Rubber-hose skin
rubber-hoseprime · lvl 125
Mr. Chud in a soft painterly storybook style, the in-app Ghibli skin
ghibliprime · lvl 175
Mr. Chud as a stop-motion claymation maquette, the in-app Claymation Pro skin
claymationfree
Mr. Chud as a glossy 3D animated-film character, the in-app Toon 3D skin
toon 3dprime
Mr. Chud as clean 2D flat vector art, the in-app Vector skin
vectorprime
the real in-app art every style above ships in the app. four are earnable free through the campaign. cosmetics only: no art style makes him one point healthier than you are.

pricing

free, or his best life.

the full loop is free forever: logging, scoring, the ladder, your leaderboard. prime buys him nicer things.

free

$0 forever
  • ✓1 honest log a day, voice or text
  • ✓full 0-100 AI scoring & the health ladder
  • ✓all seven starter clay colors
  • ✓friends in your leaderboard 5
  • ✓the evening nudge, at a time you pick
  • ✕new art styles for your chud
  • ✕home screen & lock screen widgets
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BEST VALUE

mr. chud prime

yearly or monthly, cancel anytime or weekly, cancel anytime

free trial for new subscribers · your app store shows the price in your currency

  • ✓everything in free
  • ✓new art styles: ghibli, pixel and more
  • ✓home screen & lock screen widgets, four sizes
  • ✓friends in your leaderboard 30
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The integrity rule

Your health is NOT FOR SALE.

Prime buys sharper tools and better-dressed Chuds. It never buys a single health point, so when you outrank your friends, they know you earned it. And when they outrank you… same deal.

  • Prime yearly or monthlyyearly or weekly
  • Tools & skins Included
  • Health points Never. Not for anyone.
  • Pay-to-win Doesn't exist here

faq

fair questions.

Yes. Entries are private by default and stay that way. Friends only ever see your Chud: his state, his score, his daily delta. Never a word you typed, and never a transcript.

Nothing, and that is deliberate. A skipped day is not scored as a zero, it is not counted at all. His health is the average of the last 14 days you actually logged, and it only moves when you log, so if you disappear for a month he waits exactly as you left him. Come back and your next entry is simply the newest of those 14. The number is a record of your honest days, not a punishment clock.

An AI model reads (or listens to) your entry and scores the day 0-100 health points, weighing what you did against what you said you'd do. It's built to notice effort, not just outcomes: a hard day handled honestly scores better than a lucky one you coasted through. What Mr. Chud wears is the average of your last 14 LOGGED days, not all time and not a calendar fortnight: log 14 times over three months and it averages those 14.

You can. There's no surveillance and we're not interested in building any. But then you're gaming a leaderboard of your five closest friends with a fictional creature living a fictional life, and you'll know. The app runs on honesty the way a scale runs on standing on it. Lie to it and it simply stops meaning anything.

Really. One entry per day, about two minutes, voice or text. There's no feed to refresh, nothing to scroll, no reason to open the app a ninth time. It's designed to be the shortest honest moment of your day, then it gets out of the way.

Mr. Chud is on the App Store, iPhone only for now. Free to start: one honest log a night, the full 0-100 scoring, the health ladder, and friends in your leaderboard. Prime is optional, and it never buys a single health point.

Mr. Chud isn't in the App Store yet. It's in active development, iPhone first. The waitlist is the real thing though: waitlist members get TestFlight invites first and help decide what ships. One email when it's ready; we won't write to you for anything less.

Mr. Chud thriving, a smiling clay creature with a small sapphire flag

he’s waiting. politely, for now.

tell him how today actually went. he does the rest.

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pre-launch · testflight first · one email, no spam

free to start · 2 min a night · iphone